I don't like this game. Original Airdate 05/05/2020. Just look at me." Harvey: One of them is cry everything. Thank you, thank you! Dawson: Your bra! Harvey:This is when you know we're goin' to Hell. If you do, you're gonna hear this sound:(buzz-buzz) I'll say "Try again", and you give me another answer. Harvey: If Captain Hook was moonlighting as a handyman, he might replace his hook with what tool? Thank you. Contestant: Oh right, that was close in the area. "Today on Family Feud, from (insert location here, followed in the first season by a rhyming couplet about the family name), it's the (insert family #1)!! To win, you must guess answers on the board and the player with the most points after three rounds goes into the Fast Money round! That said, the show *does* rerack questions. [mouths to camera: "No way."] - Ray Combs (on an Opening Bullseye Question mentioned by Gene Wood at the Opening in 1992), "Welcome to The New Family Feud. STEVE: Hey everybody, how y'all doing today? If you live in or planning to visit Southern California,call this number." - Richard Dawson/Ray Combs (said when a contestant checks the answers in Fast Money), "(insert name) is offstage where he/she can't see your answers. Harvey: Instead of a casket, name something a person might choose to be buried in Harvey: (starts laughing) In a---In a-- Let's see here. In 15/20seconds, I'll ask you five questions, you give me five answers; try to give me the most popular answers. I feel likeGene Rayburn. Okay now, welcome to celebrity Family Feud. "You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. I'm Alyson Hannagan! Weve lost our creator and producer, Mark Goodson. You need (insert how many points needed to get 200 points). But I want you to know,that I'm excited about being on CBS, and hosting this show. Here's the star of Family Feud, RAY COMBS!!! ", you win the (game and the)car." third strike, then the (insert family name) will get a chance to steal (and win the game/remain the champs/play Sudden Death)! Subscribe for more http://bit.ly/BONUSROUNDWatch 6 FUNNY TIMES STEVE HARVEY WENT OF SCRIPT On Family Feud | Bonus RoundFollow on Bonus Round on Facebook . 2023 Jeopardy! But, if you or your partner can come up with 200 points or more, you'll win $5,000/$10,000/$20,000/(Bullseye/Bankroll amount)." Karn: Something that you pass.Contestant: Your dog. When I get to you, you'll get three seconds to answer it. - Host about Tournament Finale, "For this game, though, we're changing things a bit. I had the best staff you've ever dreamed of. We'll settle this Feud right after this. - Richard Dawson (going to a commercial; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "The Feud has begun, but we're going all the way to 300, and somebody's playing for $5,000/$10,000. - Ray Combs (on a Returning Champion failed to win Fast Money on the last show), "Let's play the Bullseye Game!" "Listen (very) carefully as we move (very) quickly." "- Ray Combs from The New Family Feud 1992-1994, "Thank you. I thought that was thestupidest answer Harvey: Name a kind of crack.Contestant: Crackhead.Harvey:(resignedly) This show is going to hell. - Richard Dawson, Ray Combs, and John O'Hurley (when a strike has gotten), "That takes us to the end of this round. You are not naked, this is the worst, scantily clad for strike 2. I'll ask you 5 questions in 20 seconds. Try to find the most popular answer. Harvey: What?! Get online." This is Family Feud. - Steve Harvey (said after the first half of Celebrity Family Feud). You're about to see these two families battle it out, for $20,000 in cash,cause it's time to play the FAMILY FEUD!!!! ([. It could happen." O'Hurley: Name a way which you can make bathing a sexy experience. - Ray Combs on the first episode of the CBS daytime version from 1988 [including a reference joke from The Price is Right], "Thank you. Alright, you can not say the same word. This preview shows page 1 - 2 out of 2 pages. - said when a Fast Money win is virtually impossible, "We needed at least two people to give that answer; they didn't." Introducing the (insert family #1 (and their names)), ready for action! I just got this job! O'Hurley: Name something women get tired of carrying.Contestant: A wig. (insert two winning family members). Wow! - Richard Dawson (to the Controlling Family during the Triple Round if time runs short), "Top three answers on the board. - Richard Dawson from the 1975 pilot, "Thank you, oh, thank you! And now, the star of our show, STEVE HARVEY! (And) (We'll) See you next time ((on Family Feud,) everybody/folks)." Harvey: Name something you know about zombies. - Ray Combs, "You need 1XX points. Harvey: Name a place you hate going that might be more tolerable if you smoked pot first. Thanks a lot." Dawson: Oh, okaylet us see what he said! Anderson: Name a talk show host you watch in the daytime. It's our last show, and I have to tell you, that whoever wins this and they play, normally they'll come back, they won't. (audience laughs) Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! Note: From 2011-13, Joey Fatone says his own name seen above for this introduction. I have no doubt. Dawson: Name a time that most people get up. (Don't go away/Stay right there.)" Plus we can all relate to the families involved in the heat of the trivia battle. Harvey: Name a word or phrase that follows the word pork.Contestant: "Upine"Harvey: Huh? Oh rats! FAMILY FEUD HOSTS GO OFF SCRIPT! detail ( Bell dings) Tray: Alright. (Upon the Champion's 5th and final game for the car), your family steals, your family wins the game/$XXX,XXX. [buzzer] Dawson[to the other family]: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses. Please sit down. (Upon the Champion's 5th and final game for the car), Im sorry! THIS AINT A COMEDY ROUTINE! - Burton Richardson, "Closed Captioning sponsored (in part)by." - said by Burton Richardson before cuing the second commercial break. - said upon the final answer in Fast Money, "But, if he/she does it all by his/herself, don't bring (insert other contestant) out." It's Celebrity Family Feud! Harvey: Yeah, man. Combs: When kids finally move out of the house, name something specific they often leave behind. (smacks lips) The first time I ever saw people of any color, was when D-Day left from my hometown in England, to go and free Europe from the war. Thank you. (insert two winning family members). You come over here with me. YOU SAID IT, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF YOU COULD SAY THAT! Dawson: Name something people wear that needs tying. - John O'Hurley, "First team/family to (reach) [[1]]points/dollars plays Fast Money for (insert amount)! Somehow, he actually gets the Harper clan (including Ellen, but not Fran or Sonia) on . Yeah. "Thank you, and welcome to Family Feud. O'Hurley: Name an actor fromBaywatchwho is still hot today.Contestant:Brad Pitt. {turns to board] Shoes! But to do that, we've got to play the Feud!" Harvey: Name a job that's dirty but someone has to do itContestant: Plumber. - Gene Wood (1976-1985), "For tickets, just send a self-addressed stamped envelope to: Tickets, CBS Television City, Family Feud, 7800 Beverly Blvd. I don't know nothin' that's up there! Episode Number(s) 5 S03E05 03x05. Playing against (the challengers,)the (insert family #2), on your marks! Harvey: We asked 100 men, name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16 Contestant: Said,the medical terminology. [audience erupts in laughter]. - Ray Combs (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1988-1994), "Who's gonna play Fast Money? Dawson: During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant? - Ray Combs during the Fast Money Round, "ZEROOOOOOO!" ", "To steal the points/For the win/a new car/Sudden Death, (insert answer)! Contestant 2: Your bra? I am going to read the question once/one time. You got to try to find the most popular answer. Karn: Name an occupation that begins with the letter "J".Contestant: A jackhammerer. Karn: Name something you push a pin into.Contestant: Your eye. Dawson: A food that comes in instant-form. Well, it's a little late for that. - Louie Anderson (PlayStation), "Thank you,you guys. - Louie Anderson (Playstation), "If it's there, you get the points; if not, they get the points!" - Ray Combs (on the first Face-Off question from 1988-1992), "For this question only, we surveyed/asked 100 Men/Women. - Richard Karn (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2003-2006), "I need two people for Fast Money. We'll miss you, Louie." "Some (of the) departing contestants/families will receive (insert prizes)." Thank you! (insert contestant), look straight at me. Good ain't gonna sound right, the medical term is almost worse a slang term would at least make your ding-a-ling something. I've done lots and lots of jobs, and I've never, ever had a job like Family Feud. Let's move on to the NBC side. Karn: Name a word that rhymes with "cookie".Contestant: Nookie. "(wild cheers and applause)RICHARD: Thank you, please. ), "Is Number (insert number)(insert answer)?" Welcome Campbell family, welcome Del Campos. Dawson: Next question, what time do you get off from work? Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. Don't put no iced tea in that! Combs: [during Fast Money] A city where people go for a quickie divorce. That's what my mother did to me. (audience cheering continues) Don't make me cry. [buzzer] You're a little strange. I'm sorry. Combs:[during Fast Money]A country where people have long last names. (Steve Harvey alongside Clay Family laughing). Karn: Name a famous Jamie.Contestant 1: Jamie Fonda.Contestant 2: Judge Jamie Brown.Contestant 3: Jamie Star. I hope you dressed similarly at home, 'cause we've got a good one today." - Ray Combs from the first half of the 1992 pilot, "(Ray holding the microphone saying "Thank you!") (laughter from one of the teams)This is a family show, so both families never agreed not to be able to behave, like their at home. FAMILY FEUD INT. - Ray Combs (upon a strong shout sometimes whenever an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "Didn't make our survey." Harvey: We have 4 answers up there but we only have one strike. Harvey: If you were a kid, name something you use with a partner to practice kissing. $10,000 in cash for the relatives!" Dawson: Name the most lovable breed of dog. Richard Dawson: Alright, there's our families, now let's start the Feud!