Spring Break is done and Im starved for a dish. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, theres nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. 14. Caprese salad with a little mozzarella di Bufala yeah, I'm gonna make you guys [Rufus puts an arms around Jenny and they walk off, Dan turns around and notices Serena]. Uploaded by Shahirrah Shaziman . DETAILS: Comedy, love, unbalanced relationship, male (female), around 2 minutes. So, until next time. Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean thingsabout her in his novelInside. A monologue from the TV show GOSSIP GIRL. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BLAIR'S BEDROOM - The room is lit by candles, Nate enters, Blair is waiting for him in lingerie]. Season One is the first season of Gossip Girl, the American teen drama based upon the book series written by Cecily von Ziegesar. Pick a monologue that is age-appropriate. Just take me home, ok? When she's not writing, Aya enjoys working out, reading a good book (usually a thriller) with a cup of coffee, and spending time with friends and family. Find teen monologues. GG: Spotted: Chuck Bass losing something no one knew he had to begin with. Serena I didn't come back for you. With friends like these who needs armies? Blair: Don't be nervous, he's gonna love it. I'm sorry about that. You know, maybe USC, UCLA? Not everybody was so ready to embrace the adult themes. Theyre made. Chuck Well, what about a grilled cheese with truffel oil? [The guests notice Serena and start gossiping]. Comic Female Monologue David Lindsay-Abaire - Good People. The Only Good News Is That He's A Total Pig Who Will Act Like It, But Losing My Virginity To Chuck Bass? "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." Gossip Girl (2007) (TV Series) "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." The Bucket List (2007) . Amy Adams earned her first Oscar nomination for Junebug, and after watching this monologue, you'll understand why the critics couldn't get enough of her performance . Find a character or situation that you can relate too. Dan What? Keep that in mind. An exclusive group of privileged teens from a posh prep school on Manhattan's Upper East Side whose lives revolve around the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl. She wasn't invited. And from what we hear, theres been some changes to the lineup. I don't want to take any of that away from you. If there's one thing the characters inGossip Girlnever do, it's judge each other for their past. Blair How can I trust you when I feel like I don't even know you. Concierge How did you know it was Miss van der Woodsen if you didn't read it and if you are not a guest at the hotel what were you doing there? It's harder to make than it looks, the good trash. Let's start over. Serena So is this your dress for the 'Kiss On The Lips' party? Serena Let me guess: You told everyone Erik is just visiting grandpa in Rhode Island. Choose a monologue that is suitable for the role you want. Wanna come? Serena Morning, mom. What we're entitled to is a trust fund maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK'S ROOM - Serena walks in]. So smoke up and seal the deal with Blair 'cause you're also entitled to tab that ass. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. Miss Julie. You made it. Maybe it won't be so bad. Two guys in one week? You'll be ok? "Bunny Is A Rider" - Caroline Polachek. There's something wrong with that level of perfection it needs to be violated. [EXT NEW YORK CITY - Dan runs across the street to catch his bus to school]. Nate, can I borrow you? Gossip Girl: Breaking News: Asher Hornsby overheard bragging that Little J swiped her V card at his register. And here is yours. His heart. Gossip Girl. Gossip Girl: Looks like the pot calling the kettle black has young Bass boiling over. Choephori Or The Libation Bearers. How was your weekend? Chuck Talk to Chuck, buddy. GG: Another bomb lands in Blairs lap. While it might take a lot more work and time before they can finally be together, Blair seems to know the meaning of love and that finding that one person is what matters. Everything that Blair says is clever, whether she's speaking about matters of the heart or her changing friendship with Serena Van Der Woodsen. A tradition since the year 2000, each one more decadent than the last. Barbara Nitke/HBO Max. Uhm, your mom told me you guys are staying here at The Palace. There were plenty of friendships in the teen drama, and despite all the fights and disagreements, everyone found their way back to each other's side. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. MONOLOGUE Murder of a Pirate in the first degree! She pays a few bucks for gossip to whoever is willing to give it. Rufus Well, not all of us have settlements from mulitple divorcs to sustain us. That's pretty classy, S. I think you're more like me than you admit. Where does the dethroned royalty vacation these days? Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girls Thanksgiving tradition, Im trading my laptop for Stovetop. RELATED:Best Gossip Girl Quotes About Friendship. I thought this was an emergency. [Blair, Isabel and Katy walk away, Serena turns around]. [Dan shows Lily a flyer for his dad's concert]. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK'S ROOM - Serena's brother, Erik, finds Serena sleeping on a chair next to his bed and wakes her up]. There's a lot of mixed messages in Gossip Girl, but the one aspect that stood out above the others is that true friends can get through anything. Blair I'd love to but I'm doing something with Nate tonight. Rufus: Let's go home. [Dan's cell phone rings, he takes a look at the new text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 24, 2007, 3:15:23 PM, HELP: EMERGENCY. They're a single paycheck away from being in real trouble. That is what the Bible tells us. Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl: Serena van der Woodsen, looks like your invitation just arrived. Didn't you see the dress I left on the bed? but this monologue just sounds like it was thought about too hard and . Things happen. I just want you to make the most of it. XOXO.Gossip Girl. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - JENNY'S ROOM - Jenny is sitting at the sewing machine, Dan enters]. What people want is to spend a week or two in a cabin in the woods, with screens on the windows. And has anyone spotted our ex-Queen B? I'm mean, too bad it's more than our rent but I think I can sew something like it. Sarah Brown from "Guys and Dolls" - The Devil. Go, I'm gonna be fine. Its more than just getting into college, its setting a course for the rest of your life. Gossip Girl: This just in: Asher Hornsby spotted locking lips before class, but not with his girlfriend. Blair often tells Serena why she is or isn't a solid friend, proving Blair's loyalty, compassion, and strong belief that people need to be there at all times if they're going to call each other pals. [Blair makes her way through the crowd towards Serena but Nate stops her]. Nice to meet you. And everyone is talking. Lily Serena, you've been gone. Serena No, that's not what I mean. Gossip Girl: Its often said that, no matter the truth, people see what they want to see. Gossip Girl: Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clocks ticking. Well, there is Miss van der Woodsen now [Serena turns around and walks over to the reception]. I've been broken for a long time. Serena Oh, ok, ok, I see. We never thought wed say this ourselves not only does @hayyyshayyy break news, she can create a "Gossip Girl" monologue about the NHL trade deadline . Rufus Well, your kids were about to meet, it's a small island. Someone pour that man a drink. you know you love me. Blair: I love you. I need them to make a self tape, maybe the scene in season 3 where she steals the speech from vanessa. Elegant. Nate Look, I don't know how to say this or if it's even the right thing to do but ehm there's something I need to tell you. Or can these two hotties work it out? Enjoy reading and share 6 famous quotes about Gossip Girl Monologue with everyone. Beverly is trapped inside her new married life and suburban home and needs an escape plan. Dan What? Lily Why is my dauthter going to one of your concerts? And here is yours as promised. With strings attached. I'm trying to change. Party Guests: I heard she is pregnant rehab she looks good [Serena walks up to her mother, Lily, who is talking to a friend]. I don't know who he is, but I do know this: At a time when I was trying to hide myself from myself, he was there to show me a new way. Lily What are you and Dan Humphrey doing? Who said this family wasn't cool. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. I just what needed to be done. Blair may be the person Serena is closest to, but all the main characters love Serena like family. See for yourselves: Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. 'Cause I couldn't hide from him. [Rufus takes a look around the station and finds his son and daughter, he walks up and hugs them]. No expenseor reputationis spared. "Aladdin" (2019): Jasmine. Serena Erik, I know I've been a terrible sister. My name is Dan Humphrey and that is my little sister. Dan: It . [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena is sitting on top of Nate, riding him], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - KITCHEN - Chuck violenty tries to kiss Serena], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate make out heavily], [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair falls onto her bed and starts crying], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Nate kisses Serena's breasts], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - KITCHEN - Chuck is still trying to kiss Serena], [Serena kicks Chuck between the legs and storms off], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Dan looks around the bar for Serena, she enters the bar and crashes into him, her purse flies to the ground, Dan helps her to pick up her things], [Serena takes her purse and runs off, Dan finds her cell phone on the floor and tries to tell Serena but she is already gone]. Eleanor Waldorf is gearing up to take her company public and I've been cording her for month to let me handle the deal. Blair said she wasn't invited she is wasted she is so brave [Isabel and Katy both get new text messages]. More Secrets. But our moneys on Brooklyn for the win. Do not sell or share my personal information. GG: Well Serenas mystery man is a mystery no longer. Set: Simple sets - a podium, a child's bed, a table and chair. When fans debate Blair and Chuck's Gossip Girl romance, it's important that Blair tells Chuck that she wants to stand on her own and get to know herself or she will never be ready for a real relationshipwith him. Blair: I'm just saying, I have moves. Looks like gentlemen dont prefer blondes, Little J. Nate That's it? Dan Eh, we're going to a concert tonight. Erik Must be a lot of rumour why you're back. Gone with the Will. It's Been A While Since My Last Confession. And along with the season comes the Constance Billard/St. Get out! GG: Spotted: N and B, hot and heavy in the halls of the Palace Hotel. RT @JoshuaCooper: Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . And that is why I am standing here, in the Devil's own city, on the Devil's own street, prepared to do battle with the forces of evil. Today I felt beautiful. XOXO Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Gossip Girl (Narrator) 2007.09.19 Claire. Sasha used to be good friends with Miss Popularity at her school. Come out, come out, wherever you are. "Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626) When you purchase a PDF, you may make as many photocopies as needed (but please do NOT repost the text online in any way). [Serena notices Nate on the other side of the room, Blair opens her bedroom door and walks into the room, blocking Nate from Serena's view, Serena and Blair hug]. I wanted it to be special. The privileged prep school teens on Manhattan's Upper East Side first learn that notorious party girl Serena van der Woodsen is back in town the way they learn all the important news in their lives -- from the blog of the all-knowing albeit ultra-secretive Gossip Girl. Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . More Schemes. I just became your escort for the ball. Blair What is she doing here? [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Serena and Blair are sitting at the bar, Blair is drinking a Martini]. Gossip Girl here. Jenny: Yeah, I will be. In a 2012 interview with HuffPost, "Gossip Girl" costume designer Eric Daman shared the inspirations behind both Serena and Blair's wardrobes. Dad, this is Serena. Lily No need to rehash details of decades pass. Gossip Girl: You didnt hear it from us, but in every girls life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BATHROOM - Blair takes a look at a new text message: 'Serena is Back!! It reminded me when she started the war against gossip girl and looked at camera like it was some power move meanwhile I was like what is even happening.i didn't understand a thing.. and her bully speech, like every monologue she has . Blair, you will never be more beautiful or thin or happy than you are right now. she has quite long monologue about their difference and her background, when she pays jenny a visit after she posts that pic of dan and serena (season 3 finale), episode 1 in season 4 where she tells serena how heartbroken she actually is, how sad she is, thats a good one. When the guy is sitting at the bar talking to some other scum and saying,"She's so beautiful." This is how I felt. Jenny, if you wanna go to that party you should go. Blair: I meant what I said on the phone. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena making a heroic exit from Bs party. Striving becomes obsession. Serena: There you are. It's like you're heading to your execution. [EXT MET - Blair, Isabel and Katy are sitting on the steps looking at the invitations, Jenny is standing next to them]. In the pilot episode, Blairand Serena see each other again after a long time when Serena comes back home after boarding school. [EXT NEW YORK - PARK - Chuck and Nate are taking a walk, smoking a Joint]. [INT CAB - Dan hugs Jenny, then looks at Serena who smiles at him, Serena turns and looks out of the side window]. Now that your wife left you? Gossip Girl (Voice Over) And just when B and S had built a bridge it all had to come crashing down. Genre: Dramatic monologues. Chuck: Hey, you're life is over, slut! Too bad for her there's school on Monday. Chuck Look, easy, Sokrates. Princess Has Recently Found Herself Desperately In Need Of A Little. Sweet dreams, Serena. Transcripts. It was part of the reason why Serena leaving hurt Blair so much. Gossip Girl: With Blairs boyfriend Nate helping to close up the family yacht for the season, Blair is free to focus on the most important event of the Fall: her annual sleepover. Rufus: Like 'Maybe I should never have left Manhatten' fine or 'Taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I've ever had' fine? A life of luxury isn't always what it cracks up to be, and the characters' home lives are a perfect example of that. [INT JAPANESE RESTAURANT - Blair and Nate are having dinner]. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Spotted: Lonely Boy can't believe the love of his life has returned. Let me take a look at this again, dad. 1. That's one of the reasons I fell for her in the first place. XOXO. Now that he and S are over so are his 15 minutes. Ah, maybe I should have worn my loafers then and dress down a little bit. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, its that time of year again. RELATED: 10 Most Painful Breakups In Gossip Girl. GG: Watch out, S. Just because you finally tell the truth doesnt mean there wont be consequences. Eleanor: Blair, if you're gonna to wear one of my designs tell me about it so we can at least get it properly fitted. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. NEXT: Gossip Girl: 10 Most Heartwarming Scenes Of The Entire Show. 712 5TH AVE.]. Dan I'm gonna do a lap, ok? Serena So, how's your mom doing with the divorce and everything? You tell them.". If only she knew who he was. When any of the BFFs are in a fight, no amount of brunches, vacations, or spa days canmend a broken heart. I guess miracles can happen. Dan Well, you look good, Jen. Serena No, no, that that was then. Until next time. Baby Daddy that is? Everybody, if B has anything to say about it. Serena Enough to know it's not on the menue. Will she use it as ammunition or will she finally surrender and put down her arms? For a time span of 1-3 minutes it's all eyes on you. Wearing his trademark scarf. 9. Jenny Well, I heard she's living at The Palace Hotel. Dan You really go out with some guy you don't know? [INT WENDELLS - DEPARTMENT STORE - Dan walks up to Jenny who's trying on a red dress]. Zara stops by her neighbors apartment to seek help with watching her friend's crazy little dog. The characters of Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey, Chuck Bass, and Nate Archibald always came out on top regardless of who they were facing off against. GG: Looks like Daddys little girl isnt sugar and spice and everything nice after all. Dan: How many times do I have to tell you? Eleanor Blair. Even if they were angry at one another, or tried to walk away for their own good, the bonds that they formed made it impossible to give up on them completely. Gossip Girl's ability to give life advice whilecommenting on the characters' wealth neverstops being entertaining. With everything from trundle beds to truffles in place, all thats missing is sleepover star and Waldorf BFF, Serena van der Woodsen. XOXO Gossip Girl. . Because I was a teenage drug addict is not exactly a winning college essay. They do besties better then anyone. Reviewers weren't exaggerating when they calledGossip Girl"scandalous." Gossip Girl: And just when B and S had built a bridge, it all had to come crashing down. If only she knew who he was. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Blair Waldorf alone at Butter. Jenny Probably sitting at the bar by herself, sipping Martinis all alone.