Gordie: [quietly, aiming the gun at Ace] Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood. Child Actors. What are you cracked? Because Vern had been eavesdropping under the front of the house. Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy. Paladin Paladin far far from home! Teddy Go to the shop Go to the shop. : The Writer: [typing, about Chris] Although I haven't seen him in more than ten years I know I'll miss him forever. View the profiles of people named Vern Tessio. Okay. He is a preteenaged boy who is shy and overweight. , GET UP!!!! You're Teddy Duchamp. It turns out that the body in the woods was indeed his. You gonna meet a lot of new guys. He can't be a dog. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses halfway across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts. : I cherish these moments. The four boys were Gordie Lachance Chris Chambers Teddy Duchamp and Vern Tessio. Vern And all your fathers are gonna get a call from me, except for the loony up in Togus. : [crawls as fast as he can]. Why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff? Well, I don't know about any Hyboid Glands, but what a blimp! Vern, Chris, and Teddy: RUN, GORDIE, RUN! He and his friends went on an adventure on February 11th, 2019, during the attacks of Donald Trump. If he had one. Let me in! [The four boys flip their coins, and all have landed tails up]. Jerry O'connell. Vern was played by Jerry O'Connell, who would later play Charlie Carbone in Kangaroo Jack. Gordie Shut up. Teddy Gordie Vern Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? How 'bout another double-golden-oldie-twin-spin-sound-sandwich from K-L-A-M in Portland? Vern [the boys begin walking away]. All those stories that you can make up, and He said, "This is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it." Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak, wind up pissing on his bones. I think Chris is right, let's just go back." Vern Tessio. Teddy Vern Gordie Sorry, Vern. His death lead to an older Gordie at . [the boys get dressed and Gordie is recovering from fainting] That's weird. Boy, you don't know nothin', Mighty Mouse is a cartoon, Superman is a real guy, no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. : Cherry flavor Pez. Friends come in and out of our lives, like busboys in a restaurant., - Gordie: Fuck writing, I don't want to be a. Vern has short black hair and is large in shape. What the hell is Goofy? Pussy. Gordie: Does the word "retarded" mean anything to you? Teddy Move your ass, man! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Shut up, Vern. Come on, man! Vern Teddy [the two run as fast as they can], Gordie: Go! E D I T S. 367 followers. : : Why were the older boys angry. Vern Tessio is one of the four boys from the short story The Body and the film based on it, Stand By Me . You don't even have any hair! Teddy: You call my dad a loony again, and I'll kill you. Go on, Gordie. A soldier of fortune is the man called Paladin! That's weird. A Jew's good. Gordie: Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. The names of the actors who played each character are listed below as well, so use this Stand by Me character list to find out who portrayed your favorite role. "I'm never gonna get out of this town, am I, Gordie?" Chris Chambers. He also has horrible friends. that could take 'til dark. Vern Get up! Why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff? They just let him in. Yeah, maybe you're right would be a good fight though! What did you bring a comb for? Gordie Lachance. But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them. That's 5 miles down the river, you go 5 miles down the river you gotta walk 5 miles back! Top Vern Tessio Quotes I don't like to look at myself in the mirror, which is why my eye makeup is always crooked. Chris: I'm never gonna get out of this town am I, Gordie? I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once! : Junkyard opens at 3:00. Unfortunately, Teddy tends to get himself into danger since he lives in the moment and doesn't think about consequences. The 12 Best Vern Tessio Quotes #2: Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Lardass! : : 80s Movie Quotes. : : He is portrayed by Jerry O'Connell . : And while you guys are dragging your candy asses across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side relaxing with my thoughts. Chris: Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant. Teddy, it's 100 feet. Chris It's like God gave you something man. Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. Give me a hug!" These words prove he has a distaste for the divine and demonic. Let him do his own fighting! : Yeah, but if a train comes there's nowhere else to go. This is Vern Tessio, he is twelve years of age and lives in Brownsville, Oregon. Ow, get Vern : Vern is the most timid of the group, although he's rather outspoken when it . Don't call me any of your mother's pet names. Milo: You come on and try it, you little slimy bastard! I brought the comb! Stand by Me (1986) clip with quote Screw you guys, I got it. By going to see Ray Browner's body, Gordie realized what importance there was in life. Gordie: Why did he have to die, Chris? Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! Just maybe. : Rate this quote: (4.50 / 2 votes) 2,998 Views Share your thoughts on this Stand by Me's quote with the community: https://www.quotes.net/mquote/90312 0 Comments Publish You brought the comb! Vern This quote shows the immaturity of Vern in the book. [Chris and Teddy watch with horror; Gordie, thinking quickly, grabs Vern, and the two jump off the side of the bridge just as the train is about to hit them; as the train passes, Chris and Teddy run over to the end of the bridge and see Gordie and Vern disheveled but unharmed]. Jesus, does anybody? Vern Tessio: If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? Home; About; Gallery; Blog; Shop; Contact; My Account; Resources STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Vern: ESFJ Sweet yet cowardly Vern Tessio remembers to bring the comb but nothing else. : The Writer: [voiceover] As time went on we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until eventually they became just two more faces in the halls. Memorable quote: "You guys wanna go see a dead body?" Vern Tessio In 1959, four boys venture out into the wilderness to locate the body of a local missing teenager. Well this kid is our age but he's fat. He has a normal family and is bullied by his older brother. Just like the woods, death can be a scary thing. : The Donnelley twins barfed on each other, and the Women's Auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. It's what they think of me. Finding new and preferably ways to degrade a friend's mother, was always held in high regard. And if your parents are too f***ed up to do it, then maybe I should. [the boys sit down to count their money] Okay, I got $1.02. Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! Chris Vern Tessio arrives and asks if they can go camping that night. The Writer: [voiceover] Finding new and, preferably, disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard. Teddy: Look, you guys can go around if you want to. : : Who's got the food? Charlie Hogan: I bet you a thousand bucks, they'll find him before then. : Teddy: Have you guys been watching The Mickey Mouse Club lately? It happened in the summer of 1959. Go on, move it! During the Media Crackdown, he and his friends went to Antelope, Oregon, and met Reverendburn. 17 A boy with chubby cheeks ( (I LOVE VERNO)) dropped his head quickly when you two made eye contact. Teddy: Oh, well, this is great! We'll flip for it. Oh, great! Vern: Come on you guys, let's get moving. Rounding off the quartet is Corey Feldman who stars as Teddy Duchamp, a rather screwed-up kid whose father is taking residence in a mental hospital. I'm just one of those low-life Chambers kids. Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore. You like it, Teddy? Teddy Did anybody bring anything? Kid brother to Eyeball Chambers. He is never willing to take risks and will allow the rest of the boys to pressure him into things. You wish. --Jeff Shannon, https://www.quotes.net/movies/stand_by_me_10865, https://www.quotes.net/movies/stand_by_me_quotes_10865. In a small woodsy Oregon town, a group of friendssensitive Gordie, tough guy Chris, flamboyant Teddy, and scaredy-cat Vern-are in search of a missing teenager's body. Vern : I know. Vern: I'm not going alone. [reaches up and dunks Vern while laughing crazily] You want some more?! [Chris and Teddy turn around just in time to see a train coming around the corner from the opposite end of the bridge], Vern: Oh, sh*t! Not if Chopper's there. At the beginning of the school year, Vern had buried a quart jar of pennies underneath his house. Vern Tessio: This is the way I like to do it. The boys are surprised by Chopper's appearance]. BBC News. Ace: She's a Catholic, Man. Vern Gordie: Sorry, Vern. : You don't even have any hair! Vern. This is your last chance. Teddy: That's you, Gordie, odd as a cod. No sh*t. she looks like a Thanksgiving turkey. Teddy: He's a dog, he's definitely a dog Chris: He can't be a dog, he wears a hat and drives a car Vern: Yeah, that is weird. Kiefer Sutherland. : [Gordie shakes his head]. Jerry O' Connell is Vern Tessio, an overly-enthusiastic youngster who is often the butt of the other boys' jokes. We're going to see a dead kid; maybe it shouldn't be a party. You use your left hand or your right hand for that? Billy told me they was flippin' for beers, and they came up with a goocher before they got into the car. The Shawshank Redemption has produced some of the best quotes to come from the film and they've only added to how great and poetic the film truly is. The Writer: [voiceover] "No trespassing" was enforced by Milo Pressman, the junkman, and his dog, Chopper, the most feared and least seen dog in Castle Rock. Teddy: You son of a b*tch! I wasn't. Who cares? Sincerely. Last week, he entered a fast food restaurant. "How could you have possibly known? It's stupid. Superman's a real guy. Teddy: Did your mother ever have any kids that lived? [Angrily] No question about it. Vern: Why not? Gordie: the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan. Teddy Chris: Girls, girls, girls, cool it. What am I supposed to do, think of everything? He had a leech hanging from his balls, he fainted! Gordie loses! And then, your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up! But maybe I was sorry and I tried to give it back. This, as we know, upsets him because he's a good kid and he wants to go to school and learn. Chris Come on you guys. Milo: I know who you are. I think Chris is right, let's just go back. Vern We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. Vern Gordie: Maybe you could come into the college courses with me. Stop Teddy : That's not the secret knock. Teddy: Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore. What's Goofy? Two for flinching. Vern: Yeah, but if a train comes, there's nowheres to go. We should all go. I told you we should of stuck to the tracks. Done! You could cook your dick. Gordie: Okay then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you? Chris [Vern gets to his feet] GO! , Teddy [They start crossing the bridge; Gordie feels the tracks for any vibrations given off by trains; Vern cautiously crawls along the tracks with Gordie walking behind him and the comb falls out of his shirt pocket into the river], Gordie: Forget it, Vern. This isn't funny! Ow! Hey Chris? But what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls. Ace: OK, Chambers. : Why were Rays feet bare. I just wish that I could go some place where nobody knows me. Chris: Maybe. Drum roll! No one even asked me if I took the milk money that time. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. 90s Films. That's easy. He stormed the beach, you f*ggot! [after dropping his hamburger in the campfire by accident] Teddy: I am acting my age. I brought the comb! Chris : Vern You wouldn't be going around talking about taking these stupid shop courses if I was. A sleeper hit when released in 1986, Stand by Me is based on Stephen King's novella "The Body" (from the book Different Seasons); but it's more about the joys and pains of boyhood friendship than a morbid fascination with corpses. I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock. [Furious] The Writer I'm in the prime of my youth and I'll only be young once. Teddy : Oh, great! Vern That's really bad. The Writer: [voiceover] I was twelve going on thirteen first time I saw a dead human being. What time is it, Gordie? Crowd Hands behind your backs, gentlemen! Why don't you guys just go for some long branches, okay? That doesn't mean anything. And maybe the next week, Old Lady Simmons had this new suit on when she came to school. I know how your dad feels about you, he doesn't give a sh*t about you. Teddy Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? It is also possible to buy "Stand by Me" on Apple TV, Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube, Microsoft Store, AMC on Demand . Vern Tessio. Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy. As the story begins, Gordie's friend Vern Tessio asks his him and two other friends, Teddy DuChamp and Chris Chambers, if they want to see a dead body near another town. Two for flinching! : Ellie Carter. I heard that Vern Tessio likes you and wants to ask you out." Your best friend giggled and pointed towards one of the nerds. There'll all like that. Teddy Chris: We could go down to the Route 136 bridge. Include crossovers; Exclude crossovers; Show only crossovers; Completion Status. [as Lardass walks across the stage to his seat the Benevolent Order of Antelopes mock him in rhythm with his steps]. 4/2/2014 0 Comments Vern Tessio Age: 12 - 13. : [Cheering and laughing] the main guy of the story is a fat kid that nobody likes named Davie Hogan. Quidaciolu's is at the end of that little road that goes by the junkyard. : "We all knew what Vern meant right away. [Teddy and Vern both lunge at Chris, dunking him and laughing loudly, as Gordie disgustedly wades off] Get him! Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing. If either of you a**holes had a$1000, I'd kill you both. Yeah, maybe you're right. Gordie: Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood. Gordie Even Vern knew it, I think. [Chopper starts biting Teddy's shirt] Bite sh*t! Gordie: He hates me. we both have dark brown hair, brown eyes and we're b. Vern: I wasn't that scared. : : Gordie: Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass! Teddy Teddy: Oh, great, you brought the comb! GET UP! I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back. Heh-heh-heh GO! He meant those things, but it seems to me now it was more and that we all knew it. Gordie: Move Ace. But in . Bill Travis How did the boys describe seeing a dead body for the first time. Kids barfed on their parents. Chris: And do you think that that b*tch would have dared try something like that if it had been one of those douchebags from up on the view, if they had taken the money?